Basic Grounded Charger

3 Outlets + 3 Grounded USB Ports
For Humans Who Just Want to Charge Stuff Without Zapping Themselves

 Why do humans need this instead of a normal charger?

Somewhere between inventing fire and inventing 5G, humans forgot how to plug stuff in without bathing themselves in AC electric fields. But we’re bringing grounded DC power back —because your nervous system isn’t compatible with garbage tech.

Meet the Basic Grounded Charger from ElectraHealth:
A no-frills, slow-but-steady, grounded power brick for the EMF aware.

It’s not the MVP of the safe charging lineup, but it still made the team. Grounded, slow, dependable, and affordable.

What It Does

• ✅ Drains voltage off your USB charging cables
• ✅ Reduces 60Hz electric field exposure from chargers
• ✅ Adds 3 grounded AC outlets (NEMA 5-15R)
• ✅ Perfect for phones, tablets, headlamps, or anything that says “5V” on the bottom
• ❌ No wireless. No blinking LEDs. No EMF clown show.

It’s a 12-watt shared output, so it charges your devices like a tortoise with great cardiovascular health — slow and steady, all night long.

If you need to charge fast, power laptops, or biohack at warp speed, grab one of our SafeCharger models:

• SafeCharger Hub 45 — up to 45W, grounded
•  UltraMac 63 — up to 63W, also grounded, and MacBook-ready

But if you’re cool with charging overnight while you dream about magnesium and photobiomodulation, this one’s for you.

Who This Is For

• People who know what body voltage is
• Moms who’ve read The Non-Tinfoil Guide to EMFs
• Dads who turned the Wi-Fi off and never looked back
• Teens with blue blocker glasses and zero phone bars in their room
• Biohackers trying to hit <0.5 V on their multimeter before bed

Grounded Power. No Nonsense.

This isn’t a surge protector. It won’t fast-charge your Tesla. But it will give you a grounded, low-EMF environment for safe, slow USB charging.

Yes, you’ll cover one outlet — but you’ll gain three grounded ones in return, so there’s no reason to complain.

And if someone does? It’s probably the same person who side-eyed you for tossing your condiments over corn syrup. You’re not chasing approval. You’re choosing grounded power.

$28 each — or get the 4-pack for $100

Stock up and de-electrify your whole cave.